breaking news

 BREAKING NEWS - Southern Illinois scientists have discovered what they are calling “the unluckiest human ever”. The unfortunate individual, a redhead , pasty skin, toxic muscle man, discovered this condition by badly playing a a children’s game named ‘Megaman.’. “It’s literally unbelievable, dude”, the man told scientists. “I play every game perfectly, but the RNG just keep cucking me!” The man continued to whine incessantly until, unfortunately, he dropped dead of a soy overdose.