GAINZ

Guys, seriously, Caleb is 14 years old. You may not know this, but he's an experiment by the United States Military. He was injected with the experimental drug GAINZ in utero, which caused him to accelerate, or "speedrun" his metabolism, and hence why he looks the way he does at 13 years old. All these copypastas about Caleb are highly disrespectful to a true patriot whose very existence is dedicated to reking his couch. Thank you.