Friday, November 14, 2014
nazi folder
The year is 1945. "Hafu," Trump speaks breathlessly into the night. "Get
back to the time machine. We have what we need here." A foul smirk
plays upon his lips as he pockets a top-secret Nazi folder marked "Sub
Mode." Lightning flashes and thunder crashes far across the German
mountains. "We will see who says '*** Trump' now," he says.
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So I went to a Strip Club in Greece the other night and guess who i saw there. It was the Kripp with hundreds of 5 dollar bills. So the Stripper goes in a hot pose, Kripp smiles and pours himself a glass of OJ. Kripp said "Welcome to the 5 Dollar Club" and they went into a private room. Not sure what happened then but i guess he gave her a brofist.
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