brofist

Every morning, I wake up only to watch Kripp play Hearthstone arena. I decide to subscribe to Kripp, join the '5-dollar club', to be part of Kripp himself. 'Welcome', Kripp exclaims, 'to the 5-dollar club!'. He gives the stream a brofist. I feel Kripp fisting me through the stream. A silent tear of joy escapes my eye

kaceytron version:
Every morning, I wake up only to watch Kaceytron play League of Legions.  I decide to subscribe to Kaceytron, join the 'Church of Kaceytron', I accept Kaceytron as my Lord and personal savior.  'Oh wow', Kaceytron exclaims, 'thank you for subscribing and accepting the love of Kaceytron into your heart!'.  She gives the stream a finger dance.  I feel Kaceytron fingering me through the stream.  A silent tear of joy escapes my eye