fattarian

"Why?" Says the Fattarian. Armed with nothing but Falafel and Discounted orange juice. But the Cattarian doesn't answer. When Fattarian moved into his bungalo in Greece, the small scraps of cat food are found. "A new thing!" Says the Fattarian, now armed with cat food. But where is the Falafel now? Then comes the pepperoni, the papparian.