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Tuesday, September 17, 2013

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༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽
 ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ YOU PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽ ºل͟º ༽
༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽ YOU COPERINO FRAPPUCCIONO PASTARINO'D THE WRONG DONGERINO ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༽ºل͟º ༽
 ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽You either die a DONG, or live long enough to become the DONGER༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽

༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ YOU ARRIVED IN THE INCORRECT DONGERHOOD, SIR༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༽  

ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ .ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ 

༼つಠ益ಠ༽つ ─=≡ΣO)) HADOUKEN 

( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮ Hey Kripp, here's a "brofist" for you. ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮

ヽ(◉◡◔)ノ I'M LOL FAN AND I HAVE DOWN SYNDROME ヽ(◉◡◔)ノ

(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ, ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง 
(ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง LET ME DEMONSTRATE DONGER DIPLOMACY (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง

乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏ

(\ ( ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°) /) OUR DONGERS ARE RAZOR SHARP (\ ( ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°) /) 

ヽ༼◥▶ل͜◀◤༽ノ RO RO RAISE YOUR DONGERS ヽ༼◥▶ل͜◀◤༽ノ

̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'̵͇̿̿з=༼ ▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿ ༽=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿[} ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿^ Stop right there criminal scum! no one RIOTs on my watch. I'm confiscating your goods. now pay your fine, or it's off to jail. 
̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'̵͇̿̿з=༼ ▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿ ༽ YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR BEING CASUAL. COME OUT WITH YOUR DONGERS RAISED ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'̵͇̿̿з=༼ ▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿ ༽  

(ง'̀-'́)ง DONG OR DIE (ง'̀-'́)ง  

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ 
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ VOICE OF AN ANGEL ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ 
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ LETS GET DONGERATED ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ 
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ RAISE YOUR BARNO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ 
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ "I have a dong" ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ - Martin Luther King Jr.
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ OJ poured and candle lit, with this chant i summon Kripp ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
 ☑ OJ poured ☑ Candle lit ☑ Summoning the Kripp ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

ヽ༼ຈل͜O༽ノ ʀᴀɪs ᴜʀ ᴅᴀɢᴇʀᴏ ヽ༼ຈل͜___ຈ༽ノ  

(ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)งSuccubus release Kripp or taste our rage(ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง  

ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)

ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ノ HOIST THY DONGERS ヽ༼Ὸل͜ຈ༽ノ 

ヽ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ Kripp you are kinda like my dad, except you're always there for me. ヽ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ノ

 █▄༼ຈل͜ຈ༽▄█ yeah i work out 

༼ ºل͟º ༽ I AM A DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽ 
༼ ºل͟º༽ I DIDN'T CHOOSE THE DONGLIFE, THE DONGLIFE CHOSE ME ༼ ºل͟º༽ 
༼ ºل͟º༽ NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS UNTIL I PUT ON THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º༽ 

༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ I AM SUPER DONG ༼ ºººººل͟ººººº ༽ 

┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ SUCK MY DONGER ┌∩┐༼ ºل͟º ༽┌∩┐ 

ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ FINALLY A REAL DONG ζ༼Ɵ͆ل͜Ɵ͆༽ᶘ 

<ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ> 

ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ノIS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET?ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ノ 

 ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽ OPPA DONGER STYLE ༼ ͡■ل͜ ͡■༽  

( ° ͜ ʖ °) REGI OP ( ° ͜ ʖ °) 

(̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ IM DONG,JAMES DONG (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ 

(ง⌐□ل͜□)ง WOULD YOU HIT A DONGER WITH GLASSES (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง 

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ CUDDLE UR DONGERS ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ 

ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) let me hold your donger for a while ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) 

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง MY RIGHT DONG IS ALOT STRONGER THAN MY LEFT ONE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ง

(✌゚∀゚)☞ May the DONG be with you! ☚(゚ヮ゚☚)  

(⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ Keep Your Dongers Where i Can See Them 


̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ DUDE̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ PLEASE NO COPY PASTERONI MACORONI DONGERIN 



( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°) Mom always said my donger was big for my age ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)
  
(/゚Д゚)/ WE WANT SPELUNKY (/゚Д゚)/

─=≡Σ((( つ◕ل͜◕)つ sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴅᴏɴɢ 

(✌゚∀゚)☞ POINT ME TO THE DONGERS (✌゚∀゚)☞ 

ᕙ( ^ₒ^ c) 〇〇〇〇ᗩᗩᗩᗩᕼᕼ ᕙ( ^ₒ^ c)

(_̅_̅_̅_̅_̲̅м̲̅a̲̅я̲̅i̲̅j­̲̅u̲̅a̲̅n̲̅a̲̅_̅_̅_̅()ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ArcheAge or BEES ヽ̛͟͢༼͝ຈ͢͠لຈ҉̛༽̨҉҉ノ̨

 ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ MRGLRLRLR ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨

┏(-_-)┓┏(-_-)┛┗(-_- )┓┗(-_-)┛┏(-_-)┓ ┏(-_-)┛┗(-_- )┓┗(-_-)┛┏(-_-)┓┏(-_-)┛┗(-_- )┓┗(-_-)┛┏(-_-)┓┏(-_-)┛┗(-_- )┓┗(-_-)┛┏(-_-)┓

Song Dongers:

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノITS A HARD DONG LIFE ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノMOLLYヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
༼ つ ຈل͜ຈ ༽つ GIVE MOLLY ༼ つ ຈل͜ຈ ༽つ
 †ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ† By the power of donger I summon MOLLY †ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ†
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノTAKING A DUMPヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ 
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ WHAT DOESNT KILL ME ONLY MAKES ME DONGER ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ  
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ FOREVER DONG ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ 
[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] Mo' money, mo' Dongers [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] 
༼ᕗຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ Drop Bows on 'em ༼ᕗຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ 
Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ HIT IT WITH THE FORK Ѱζ༼ᴼل͜ᴼ༽ᶘѰ  
Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ hit it with the fork Ψ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽Ψ

I like to raise my Donger I do it all the time ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ and every time its lowered┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ I cry and start to whine ┌༼@ل͜@༽┐But never need to worry ༼ ºل͟º༽ my Donger's staying strong ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノA Donger saved is a Donger earned so sing the Donger song! ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ
 

56 comments:

  1. (\ ( ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°) /) OUR DONGERS ARE RAZOR SHARP (\ ( ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°) /)

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  2. ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ノ RAISE YOU GENJAS ヽ( ͡° ͡ ͜ ͡ʖ ͡ °)ノ

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  3. (✌゚∀゚)☞ POINT ME TO THE DONGERS (✌゚∀゚)☞

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  4. ༼ ºل͟º ༽ I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽

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  5. ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=༼ಠ益ಠ༽=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ DONG SQUAD ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=༼ಠ益ಠ༽=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿

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  6. work it ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ harder make it (ง •̀_•́)ง better do it ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ faster raise ur ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ donger

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  7. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ DONGER TIME ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ BRING DOWN THE DONGER ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ THE DONGER IS UPON THEM ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ THE DONGER IS AT YOUR COMMAND ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ DONGERS ARE FOR THE WEAK ༼ ºل͟º ༽

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  8. ༼ ºل͟º ༽ LIVE AND DIE BY THE DONG ༼ ºل͟º ༽

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  9. [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] do you have change for a donger bill [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

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  10. ༼ ºل͟º ༽ D-D-D-DONT KILL ME, IT'LL ONLY MAKE ME DONGER ༼ ºل͟º ༽

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  11. ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GIVE MOLLY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

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  12. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ they told me i could be anything i become a donger ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

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  13. I like to raise my Donger <༼ຈل͜ຈ༽> I do it all the time ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ and every time its lowered┌༼ຈل͜ຈ༽┐ I cry and start to whine ┌༼@ل͜@༽┐But never need to worry ༼ ºل͟º༽ my Donger's staying strong ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノA Donger saved is a Donger earned so sing the Donger song! ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ

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  14. I find your lack of dong disturbing ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽

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  15. Whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you ༼ ºل͟º ༽..Donger..༼ ºل͟º ༽

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  16. ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ MOLLY༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

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  17. ༼ ºل͟º ༽If you strike me down now i will become donger than you can possibly imagine༼ ºل͟º ༽

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  18. ༼ つ◕ل͜◕༽つ ᴘɪᴢᴢᴀᴀᴀᴀ. ᴘɪᴢᴢᴀ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ ᴘɪᴢᴢᴀ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴠᴇɴɪɴɢ ᴘɪᴢᴢᴀ ᴀᴛ sᴜᴘᴘᴇʀᴛɪᴍᴇ. ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴘɪᴢᴢᴀs ᴏɴ ᴀ ʙᴀɢᴇʟ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴇᴀᴛ ᴘɪᴢᴢᴀ ᴀɴʏᴛɪᴍᴇ ༼ つ◕ل͜◕༽つ

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  19. ༼ つ◕_◕༽つ卐 shuriken toss!!

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  20. ༼⦿ ͜ل ⦿༽ɪʟʟ ʙᴏᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴏᴍʙ ᴛɪʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴏᴍʙ ༼⦿ ͜ل ⦿༽

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  21. *dies* ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ༼ ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ ༽ಠل͟ರೃ were leaving you. we heard the dongsquad #1 wiill accept you. ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ ༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º༼ ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽ºل͟º ༽

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  22. (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง D O N G I T BBY (ง⌐□ل͜□)ง

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  23. (✿◕‿◕) ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ (◕‿◕✿)

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  24. (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄ You coperino frappucino pasterino the wrong dongerino (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄

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  25. ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ Darude your Sandstorms ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ
    (ง ° ل ͡°)ง ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴsᴇᴇɴ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀᴅʟɪᴇsᴛ (ง ° ل ͡°)ง
    ヽ( ͝° ʖ͡°)ノ Donger My Rub ヽ( ͝° ʖ͡°)ノ
    ノ(ಠಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ(ಠಠノ)
    ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ YOU HAD MY HEART AT DOOONG ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ
    ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ WE COULD HAVE HAD IT DONG ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ
    ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ Tons of dongers ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ
    ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ ROLLING IN THE DONG ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ
    ༼ ºلº ༽I AM A DONG༼ ºلº ༽
    ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ THE DONG IS A CORPSE OF WISDOMヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ
    ༼ ºلº༼ ºلº༼ ºلº༼ ºلº ༽ºلº ༽ºلº ༽ºلº ༽ 7 DEADLY DONGERS ༼ ºلº༼ ºلº༼ ºلº༼ ºلº ༽ºلº ༽ºلº ༽ºلº ༽
    ヽ( ͝° ʖ͡°)ノ IMAGINE IF I HAD A REAL DONGER ヽ( ͝° ʖ͡°)ノ
    ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノDongsquad at your service ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ‎
    ༼ ºلº༼ ºلº ༽ºلº ༽ºلº ༽ºلº ༽ You came to the wrong dongerhood༼ ºلº༼ ºلº ༽ºلº ༽ºلº ༽ºلº ༽
    ヽ( ͝° ʖ͡°)ノ DONGERS KEPT ARE DONGERS WASTED ヽ( ͝° ʖ͡°)ノ
    ( ͡º ʖ ͡º) All of the dongs ( ͡º ʖ ͡º)
    ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ‎. Captain Donger on duty ヽ༼ຈلຈ༽ノ‎.
    ᕦ༼ຈلຈ༽ᕤ DO YOU EVEN DONG? ᕦ༼ຈلຈ༽ᕤ

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  26. you forgot ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ MOLLY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

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  27. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in west dongerdelphia dongers raised, in the twitch chat where i spent most of my days, spamming out, Kappa'ing, FrankerZ'ing all cool ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  28. ╰( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )つ──☆*:・゚ clickty clack clickty clack with this chant I summon spam to the chat

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  29. (ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง ᴠᴀʟᴏʀ, ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ (ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง<;º ༽sǫᴜᴀᴀᴋ <;º ༽

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  30. ☐ rekt ☐ not rekt ☑ Tyrannusaurus Rekt

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  31. [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀʙɪʟʟ [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]

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  32. What the Kappa did you just fucking say about Kappa, you little Kappa? I’ll have you know Kappa graduated top of my Kappa in the Navy Kappa, and I’ve been involved in numerous Kappa raids on Al-Kappa, and I have over 300 confirmed Kappa. I am trained in Kappa warfare and I’m the top Kappa in the entire US Kappa forces. You are nothing to Kappa but just another Kappa. I will wipe Kappa the fuck out with Kappa the likes of Kappa has never been seen before on this Kappa, mark my fucking Kappa. Kappa think Kappa can get away with saying that Kappa to Kappa over the Kappa? Think again, Kappa. As we speak Kappa am contacting my secret Kappa of Kappa across the Kappa and your Kappa is being traced right now so Kappa better prepare for the Kappa, Kappa. The Kappa that wipes out the pathetic little Kappa you call your Kappa. You’re fucking dead, Kappa. Kappa can be anywhere, anytime, and Kappa can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare Kappa.

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  33. ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ノ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏ─=≡Σ((( つ◕ل͜◕)つ (ง •̀_•́)ง┌(° ͜ʖ͡°)┘(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)งᕙ༼◕ل͜◕༽ᕗ Sorry, I dropped my Ultra Variety Pack bag of Dongers. ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ノ୧

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  34. (_̅_̅_̅_̅_̲̅м̲̅a̲̅я̲̅i̲̅j­̲̅u̲̅a̲̅n̲̅a̲̅_̅_̅_̅()ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็

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  35. Dongers gather, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no donger, hold no donger, father no donger. I shall wear no donger and win no donger. I shall live and die with my donger. I am the donger in the darkness. I am the donger on the walls. I am the donger that burns against cold, the donger that brings the dawn, the donger that wakes the sleepers, the donger that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Donger Watch, for this donger and all the dongers to come...

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  36. (ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง Autism attend me!(ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง --- (ง •̀_•́)ง Ready Trump! (ง •̀_•́)ง

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  37. ヽ༼ᕙلᕗ༽ノ DONT RUN, WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS ヽ༼ᕙلᕗ༽ノ

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    1. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ NOW WE RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
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  38. ༼ຈل├┬┴┬┴ Hey kid, wanna rub my donger

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  39. ༼ຈل͜├┬┴┬┴ "Psst, hey kid, want some sniffy sniff?"

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    1. ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ MOLLY༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ MOLLY༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ MOLLY༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ MOLLY༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

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  41. (◉◡◔)ノ✇ FORSEN TAKE THE WHEEL (◉◡◔)ノ✇, ✇ノ(◔◡◉) ןǝǝɥʍ ǝɥʇ ʞooʇ uǝsɹoɟ ✇ノ(◔◡◉)

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  42. (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆゚. * ・ 。゚You've been touched by the donger fairy

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  43. (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆゚. * ・ 。゚You've been touched by the donger fairy

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  44. ༼つºل͟ºς༽ I hope I bring donger to my famiry ༼つºل͟ºς༽

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  45. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง Sorry, I dropped my bag of Dongers. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง

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  46. . . . ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡°)
     _ノ ヽ ノ \_
    `/ `/ ⌒Y⌒ Y ヽ
    (  (三ヽ人  /  |
    | ノ⌒\  ̄ ̄ヽ  ノ
    ヽ___>、___/
       |( 王 ノ〈
       /ミ`ー―彡ヽ
      / ヽ_/  |
      |  / | /

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