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Thursday, May 28, 2015
Mira watches Reynad's stream after turning off her stream. "Haha, this dude is so nerdy," she think. But then Reynad opens his donation page and she sees he makes 72k/month. Reynad's skype rings. "Yes?" he asks. "I do anal," replies Mira.
Wednesday, May 27, 2015
Tuesday, May 26, 2015
Breakdown of Kripp stream: ☑ always 1 hr late ☑ 20 minute intro ☑ bit sleepy today ☑ foodie time ☑ constant salt/complaining ☑ 1 hr of actual gameplay ☑ ending stream early ☑ no stream tomorrow
Thursday, May 21, 2015
Wednesday, May 20, 2015
As Bridget and Reynad tumble in bed, Reynad finds himself on his stomach with his pants down, as he tries to flip over, she holds him in place. "What's going on?" asks Reynad. A familiar voice replies, "It seems I'm about to ruck Feynad."
Tuesday, May 19, 2015
What the fuck are these mods doing? The whole chat is being spammed and absolutely nothign is being done about it. This is the worst fucking stream I have ever watched. I have wonder why any fucking retard would purchase a subscription to this shit hole. This message will probably be drowned out by the circlejerk going on in chat. Fuck you, you fucking spammers. You ruined my fucking day.//.
Friday, May 15, 2015
How to make college admissions more fun: Apply to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and write "You want a personal statement? I lost my virginity to a vacuum cleaner!" When the admission rate drops to 99%, congratulate yourself. You made a difference.
Thursday, May 14, 2015
Reynad you should know by now that anything and everything I say will get copy and pasted at least 100 times. It's the curse of the donger king. Much like Midas everything I touch turns to copy pasta.
Tuesday, May 12, 2015
Monday, May 11, 2015
Trolling - the mental disorder of being in-denial while not having to admit that they're truly lonely and in need of desperate attention while also being under the influence of being sarcastic and in most cases just idiotic. Trolling is also represented by just typing the Kappa emote. Kappa Pls copypaste to spread awareness Kappa
Thursday, May 7, 2015
The rune platebody is a platebody made from runite bars. It is the best platebody that players are able to smith, granting 375 experience. Making a rune platebody requires 99 Smithing, 5 runite bars, and a hammer. To wear a rune platebody, players must have completed the Dragon slayer quest and have 40 Defence.
Wednesday, May 6, 2015
Hello Michael, this is your cat, "small cat", since you don't listen to my cries I decided to contact you on this twitch chat. If you don't feed me right now im going to shit in your shoes tonight, fuccboi. Your loving "small cat"
Monday, May 4, 2015
Hey qtpie, you should check your video settings after this game, there seems to be an issue with the stream. The colors of the video fade and entire screen goes gray every 30 or so seconds
Hello pleb. Are you watching this? You're a piece of shit. A waste of human resource. Oh what's this? You want to reply to me? Too bad you can't, you're like your mom, always with my dick in your mouth, unable to say a word.
Friday, May 1, 2015
"Hearthstone, guys..." he said, shedding a single tear as he feels his very soul being eroded away by this unfathomable abyss of pain and despair. He wants to stop, but the sellout succubus has too strong of a grip on his testicles, threatening to crush them immediately on the littlest of occasion.
Dear Micahel "imaqtpie" Santana this is a concerned mother and I was introduced to your stream through my son and I hear you invited him to the "Big dick club" my son has a small penis like his father. Stop bullying children.
Thursday, April 30, 2015
Wednesday, April 29, 2015
Tuesday, April 28, 2015
Hey Kripp, mom here, my 13 year old son wants 5 dollars so he can "subscribe". I dont know what that is, but a quick google search shows kripp subscribers are linked with autism. Can you explain this? -Sincerely, a concerned parent
Saturday, April 25, 2015
Guys, seriously? The somalian guy pasta? You disapoint me. I thought twitch had the dankest memes but i guess originality runs out fast. Pls try and make some new fresh pasta instead of insisting on a one year old meme. Thank you
Friday, April 24, 2015
Hey Kripp! AMAZ here! I'm not getting any viewers right now, don't you have to do someting else, like making some garbage Youtube Videos? It's against the Twitch rules to Stream at the same time i do. Thanks Kripp!
Thursday, April 23, 2015
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ† Hear, hear. All hail Kripparrian of the House TSM, the First of His Name, The One With No Life, King of Wraeclast, Prince of the Docks, Papparrian of the First Men, Emperor of the Great Sarn Sea, Breaker of DeSync, and Father of Cattarian, RIP, First and Last of His Name. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ†
Kripp, Blizzard again here. We've noticed that you've been away from Hearthstone for at least 2 hours. We're just wondering if everything is okay. Is it still mages? We're serious about nerfing them if it's a problem to you. Our Viewbots are ready to bring you much ad revenue. Thank you Kripp, hope to see you soon!
As Gandalf confronted the vile beast, who happened to be Michael "imaqtpie" Santana, he stood his ground and yelled, "YOU SHALL NOT PLAY!" He then hit the floor with his staff, and both of them fell into the dark abyss known as SoloQ.