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Saturday, April 25, 2015

one year old meme

Guys, seriously? The somalian guy pasta? You disapoint me. I thought twitch had the dankest memes but i guess originality runs out fast. Pls try and make some new fresh pasta instead of insisting on a one year old meme. Thank you

Friday, April 24, 2015

garbage youtube videos

Hey Kripp! AMAZ here! I'm not getting any viewers right now, don't you have to do someting else, like making some garbage Youtube Videos? It's against the Twitch rules to Stream at the same time i do. Thanks Kripp!

Thursday, April 23, 2015

all hail kirpparrian

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ† Hear, hear. All hail Kripparrian of the House TSM, the First of His Name, The One With No Life, King of Wraeclast, Prince of the Docks, Papparrian of the First Men, Emperor of the Great Sarn Sea, Breaker of DeSync, and Father of Cattarian, RIP, First and Last of His Name. ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ†

away for 2 hours

Kripp, Blizzard again here. We've noticed that you've been away from Hearthstone for at least 2 hours. We're just wondering if everything is okay. Is it still mages? We're serious about nerfing them if it's a problem to you. Our Viewbots are ready to bring you much ad revenue. Thank you Kripp, hope to see you soon!


As Gandalf confronted the vile beast, who happened to be Michael "imaqtpie" Santana, he stood his ground and yelled, "YOU SHALL NOT PLAY!" He then hit the floor with his staff, and both of them fell into the dark abyss known as SoloQ.


There once was a girl named Mell, and she was doing just swell. Then Reynad said "Well Met!" and Mell got quite wet. Now Mell is going to hell..

Wednesday, April 22, 2015


(⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■) Dear Kripparian, I'm dongarian, one of your viewfarrians. I tune in each day expecting an educational hearthstone stream. This is not educational. This is not hearthstone. I wonder who I will vote for in next year's streamer awards... I suppose you want trump to beat you yet You know what you must do... (⌐ ͡■ ͜ʖ ͡■)

Monday, April 20, 2015


The Rania tells the Kripp, "I am pregnerino." Kripp is shocked, "I rolled that condom perfectly!" Rania asks what they should name it, but the Kripp grabs a coat hanger and yells, "I'm going to abort this babyerino!" Rania runs, but Kripp pushes her down stairs. A weak voice is heard, "It seems you tborted Arump!"

pooksie strap on

Hey voy, qtpie had an interesting story about u on stream. He said at Dig he saw Pooksie carry a large strap-on dildo up to your room. Then for the next hour and a half he heard a violent pounding noise and low-pitched human growling. Just wanted to know what brand of strap-on Pooksie pounds your anus with. Thanks bud

Friday, April 17, 2015

return the jacket

( ರ Ĺ̯ ರೃ ) Hello Kripparian. Reginald and Dan Dinh, Owners of Team SoloMid™ here. We gained access to your Hearthstone account and couldn't help but notice the absence of the "legendary" card back. This poorly reflects on Team SoloMid, and, as such, we have decided to remove you from the team. Please return your jacket. Thank you ( ರ Ĺ̯ ರೃ )

kog passive

Hi Imaqtpie. I noticed that in your games you utilize Kog’Maws passive A LOT, but when I watch LCS players I see them go an ENTIRE teamfight without using their passive even ONCE. Are they playing the champion to its full potential or are you?


BibleThump Hi I'm Kajdrum and I'm too bad at sniping BibleThump Can't even beat an arena player, so I'm creating fake excuses, which are no-sense pics which doesn't prove any single *** BibleThump Chat I'm not even sorry for being a mean attention whore so u can pasterino this, go ahead BibleThump BibleThump

Thursday, April 16, 2015


Hey YOU. Yes YOU! You are the only one who can see this message. You have been hand picked to be recruited by the FBI. But in order to hire you we need to know that you are on your alert, even if it comes to text in a chat box. Please copy and paste this so we know that you have seen it. Good luck and God Bless.

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

copy pasta religion

Dear Twitch Chat users. Do u think its funny to copy pasta everything you see? Copy that, pasta that. Where i grew up copy pasta was taken seriously, and when i come here my mind explodes. Please, respect copy pasta. For me, it's about religion...

best HS player birthday

Everyone crowds around the poker table to sing happy Birthday to the Birthday Boy, the best HS player in the world, Jason "Amaz" Chan. Reynad mouths the words to the song as tears flow from his eyes.

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

r u a grill

@imaqtpie r u a grill?... I mean ur name is cutie pie and you have long hair... All I'm saying is that if we were showering together and you would drop the soap... I would totally hit that

Saturday, April 11, 2015

feed yasuo

Hey Imaqtpie! I'm gonna be doing some volunteering next week at a Food Bank and was wondering if you could play a fatty Yasuo game to teach me the Tips n Tricks to feeding! Thanks in advance and God bless

Friday, April 10, 2015

awkward moment

Artosis you need to get much closer to kripps microphone, and maybe have a little awkward moment where you stare into each other's eyes, but you're both too scared to initiate the kiss, even though it's everything you've both ever wanted. Oh, and one of you turns into trump or something

Thursday, April 9, 2015


Hey I've been watching your streams for over a year now and just wanted to say your the best. I would donate but I have some personal problems like my wife divorcing me and my kids leaving me and I got fired from my job at mcdonalds. But as soon as I get some money I will give you it because your my whole life...

Tuesday, April 7, 2015

tiffed Snrump

Annie says to Tides, "Sniffing my chair was kinda weird." Tides laughs awkwardly, "Haha, it was Twitch chat." Later as Annie sleeps, Tides removes her panties and spreads her buttcheeks and takes a deep whiff. "Enjoy the scent?" asks Trump. As Tides recoils in horror, Trump smirks, "It seems you've tiffed Snrump."

Monday, April 6, 2015


Shrapnel is named after Major-General Henry Shrapnel (1761–1842), a British artillery officer, whose experiments, initially conducted in his own time and at his own expense, culminated in the design and development of a new type of artillery shell ending with his famous catchphrase "Hoho Haha"

Wednesday, April 1, 2015


Hey kripp, do you remember when you consistently got 10-12 wins all the time? what happened to that? you sersiouly got terrible at this game, and you should feel bad, day in and day out you see more and more people leaving your stream and only stay for the spam, not for your gameplay anymore, its actually disgusting, eddy pasterino would not be proud

dear mr pie

Dear Mr. Pie, I feel like Lucian gets quite strong early on around level 2, call it a power-spike, if you will. Is there a place I could learn more about this phenomenon, and how to utilize it to its full potential?

Tuesday, March 31, 2015

american test

✓ tbSausageBiscuit ✓ tbQuesarito ✓ tbChickenBiscuit ✓ tbSausageBiscuit ✓ tbQuesarito ✓ tbChickenBiscuit ✓ tbSausageBiscuit ✓ tbQuesarito ✓ tbChickenBiscuit ✓ tbSausageBiscuit ✓ tbQuesarito ✓ tbChickenBiscuit AMERICAN TEST PASSED OpieOP.

Monday, March 30, 2015

loaf of bread

As Michael "imaqtpie" Santana sat shivering on the cold pavement, Lisha, who happened to be passing by, decided to share a loaf of bread with him. He wanted to share her kindness, and so he decided feeding in every game henceforth.