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Friday, June 26, 2015

i didnt press b

"No, no, no, no," said the speedrunner, as he realized his last-second mistake. Speedrunner ZFG holds the world record for beating The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time under the 100% speedrun condition, clocking in at four hours, 25 minutes, and 25 seconds. "I swear that wasn't on purpose," he said. "My setup there is bomb, jump-slash, turn around, set bomb. I didn't press B. I pressed B too fast and it didn't register."

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

roaches like you

no stories need bro =) yur on welfare not me=p so how is no job going for ya anyway? bottom feeding like your parents before u =) atta boy! stay at the bottom =) be a good lil roach. my job wouldnt be such a joke if it wasnt for u fools =) keep me comfy at the top =) its good to sit above roaches like u =)

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

2003 kids

❗️❗️❗️ATTENTION 2003 KIDS❗️❗️❗️!!! This �� is the last year of being a kid ������! Because NEXT ��YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS������!! PARTYING ���� DRINKING �������� MAKING OUT AND SEX ������ PERIODS ���� HEARTBREAKS ���� MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7TH GRADE)

Monday, June 22, 2015

kripp wife

(◕‿◕✿) Kripp is love. (◕‿◕✿) Kripp is life. (◕‿◕✿) Kripp is the one who's going to be my wife. (◕‿◕✿) (◕‿◕✿) (◕‿◕✿) C'mon friends show Kripp your love! (◕‿◕✿)

corki tip

Hey QT. Quick Corki tip, if you land your abilities you do more damage :)

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

not worth much in life

Hello everyone. I am a twitch user. My job is to seek attention from others to fill my lack of intelligence , therefore spamming spoilers is one tool of many to help me achieve my goal. I know i'm not worth much in life so i drag other people by pissing them off . No copyrino stupidcino SMOrc .

RIP JS

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Monday, June 15, 2015

SECURITY ALERT

SECURITY ALERT: A Romanian man, roughly 6'5", skeleton thin, with black hair and scraggly beard has been seen riding the NYC Sub train and violently "Bro-Fisting" passengers. He's accompanied by a short Asian man dressed as Hitler who reputedly cuts out the tongue of anyone who refuses to give him $5. Exercise caution and stay way from the Subs!

Thursday, June 11, 2015

dudes

Does anyone ever notice how QT calls all his subs dudes? Honestly this is the only reason I don't subscribe. As a 16 year old female from cali I would not like to be called a dude when I have female genitalia. Please spread awareness

Wednesday, June 10, 2015

prodigal son

Papparin opens the door to see a hobo squating outside his house. He hugs the lankey figure and tears drip onto a Diablo 2 shirt that has seen better times. "Tonight we feast," Papparin says as he begins to prepare a meal of falafel. Kripp flops down on his bed, surrounded by empty OJ cartons from a year ago. The prodigal son has returned.

Spamming Crusade

My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do... I just fuckin' hate this chat. And the mod worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to be banned permanently. This is the time of vengeance and no mod is worth saving. And I will put in the banlist as many as I can. It's time for me to spam. And it's time for me to get banned. My spamming crusade begins here.

Monday, June 8, 2015

3rd in HotS

Hello Singsing, I must thank for for introducing me to this game. My son is, well I guess the nice way to say it is "mentally challenged" but that doesn't do it justice. My son is fucking retarded. And he could only achieve 400 MMR on DotA2 but he's now ranked 3rd in HotS!!!! His life is so much better now that his confidence has been boosted. Thanks again.

Tuesday, June 2, 2015

kanye westerino

Aye Michael, this is Kanye Westerino. I'mma let you finish but first I hear that you'd be honored to play with me. Sorry but I'm constantly fucking hoez in elo hell so I can't get to challenjour like you no pastaroni

Monday, June 1, 2015

athens police

Today Athens Police arrested two men, famous on the internet site Twitch. This "Trump" and "Kripp" were having sex in public, over what seemed to be the dead body of a cat that was backstabbed. Both men referred to the dead cat as "Caterrian". Their one phone call was made to the leading salt exporter "Reynad". More news at 10

Thursday, May 28, 2015

72k a month

Mira watches Reynad's stream after turning off her stream. "Haha, this dude is so nerdy," she think. But then Reynad opens his donation page and she sees he makes 72k/month. Reynad's skype rings. "Yes?" he asks. "I do anal," replies Mira.

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

back to canada

all I want is for kripp to move back to canada, sit infront of his yellow wall, drink OJ, go hardcore and theorycraft again. copy and paste this is u agree BibleThump

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

kripp stream

Breakdown of Kripp stream: ☑ always 1 hr late ☑ 20 minute intro ☑ bit sleepy today ☑ foodie time ☑ constant salt/complaining ☑ 1 hr of actual gameplay ☑ ending stream early ☑ no stream tomorrow

Thursday, May 21, 2015

you are beautiful

(◕‿◕✿) Dear Person in the chat, you are beautiful. Whatever is going on in your life right now, please know that you matter and your story is important. You are loved (◕‿◕✿)

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

ruck Feynad

As Bridget and Reynad tumble in bed, Reynad finds himself on his stomach with his pants down, as he tries to flip over, she holds him in place. "What's going on?" asks Reynad. A familiar voice replies, "It seems I'm about to ruck Feynad."

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

wtf are these mods doing

What the fuck are these mods doing? The whole chat is being spammed and absolutely nothign is being done about it. This is the worst fucking stream I have ever watched. I have wonder why any fucking retard would purchase a subscription to this shit hole. This message will probably be drowned out by the circlejerk going on in chat. Fuck you, you fucking spammers. You ruined my fucking day.//.

Friday, May 15, 2015

make a difference

How to make college admissions more fun: Apply to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and write "You want a personal statement? I lost my virginity to a vacuum cleaner!" When the admission rate drops to 99%, congratulate yourself. You made a difference.

Thursday, May 14, 2015

donger king

Reynad you should know by now that anything and everything I say will get copy and pasted at least 100 times. It's the curse of the donger king. Much like Midas everything I touch turns to copy pasta.

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

twitch chat hivemind

I'm SICK of STREAMERS referring to all us all as "Twitch Chat" as if we're some sort of hivemind. I am NOT a DRONE. I AM AN INDIVIDUAL!

Monday, May 11, 2015

trolling definition

Trolling - the mental disorder of being in-denial while not having to admit that they're truly lonely and in need of desperate attention while also being under the influence of being sarcastic and in most cases just idiotic. Trolling is also represented by just typing the Kappa emote. Kappa Pls copypaste to spread awareness Kappa

Thursday, May 7, 2015

rune platebody

The rune platebody is a platebody made from runite bars. It is the best platebody that players are able to smith, granting 375 experience. Making a rune platebody requires 99 Smithing, 5 runite bars, and a hammer. To wear a rune platebody, players must have completed the Dragon slayer quest and have 40 Defence.