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Friday, August 29, 2014

kripp dvd orders

Well met, Kripp. We thank you for your recent Pornhub™ purchase! Your DVD orders Top Deckin' and Wreckin, Big Dame Cunter, BlondeGringo the ShagMasta, This is my donger scrub... yeah, beat it, and Savage Whore Combo should arrive within the week. As always, we thank you for your business, loyal customer!


ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀsᴜᴀʟɪᴢᴀᴛɪᴏɴ sᴛᴀʀᴛɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴘɪᴇᴛʏ sᴄʀᴜʙ ᴅᴇᴀᴛʜ. ᴋᴏɴɢᴏʀ ʜᴀs ᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇᴅ ᴅ3 ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ᴀʟᴋ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʀᴇᴛᴜʀɴ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴀʀᴅs ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴛᴏ ʜɪᴍ "Jᴜɪᴄᴇ ᴛʜɪs ᴅᴇᴄᴋ ᴜᴘ ᴅɪᴄᴋsᴋɪʟʟᴇᴛ". ʀᴏᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ʀᴀɴᴋ 1 ʟᴇɢᴇɴᴅ ʙᴇɢɪɴs.

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

ceo of amazon

Michael S. , this is Jeff Bezos, CEO of A M A Z O N. You see what I did there? I thought you'd appreciate a good "EPIK MEMER" hahaha! Just here to thank you for supporting us with your recent fleshlight purchase.

Monday, August 25, 2014

i miss the old no life kripp

I miss the old no life Kripp. It's a shame a game like Hearthstone has turned him from the no life all day "hardcore gamer" to someone with a life and a girlfriends with tons of money. Kripp I will now unsub to you and pray for you that one day you will come back to what you once were and not the $$ making girl kissing gamer with a life, that is all.

Thursday, August 21, 2014

be the better man

I don't understand all these spammer hooligans. Its as if the pinnacle of human innovation has resulted in the creation of these inbred spammers with nothing better to do in their life other than copy and paste what the person above them wrote. Whats worse is the people using scripts to spam. Be the better man and stop the spam. Thanks.

epik memers

Hello Michael "Imaqtpie" Santana this is the CEO of Dominos®™. I would like to sponsor your stream and professional gaming career but you need to stop with the "epik memers". Please stop this nonsense and unlimited pizza will be yours 乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏ

Wednesday, August 20, 2014

space spam

Everybody get up, it's time to spam now We got a real spam goin' down Welcome to the Space Spam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Spam, alright Come on and spam and welcome to the spamCome on and spam, if you wanna spam

Pledge Allegiance

ヽ༼☑ل͜☑༽ノ I pledge allegiance to the chat of the United States of Kripparian, and to the Spammerino for which it stands, one chat, under Kripp, unbannable, with OJ and BM for all ヽ༼☑ل͜☑༽ノ

Monday, August 18, 2014


ʕ ͡·ᴥ ͡· ʔ You've been visited by Hellbear Smasher of fortune. Clap your paws and copy paste this message 5 times without getting banned by mods and luck be with you for the next year ʕ ͡·ᴥ ͡· ʔ

Thursday, August 14, 2014

hearthstone cancer

My dad smoked his whole life. One day my mom told him "If u want to see ur children graduate, u have to stop" 3 years later he died of lung cancer. My mom told me "Dont smoke; dont put your family through this" At 24, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a sense of regret, because watching Kripp play Hearthstone gave me cancer anyway.

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

cold night

It was a cold night in sing sings room, he was dreaming of being coached by purge, he then hears a knock at his door, "We gucci?". He opens the door and see's purge standing there. "Purge, I want you to purge me baby", Purge then drops his pants and flops out his diffusal dick and purges Sing's asshole. As sing's anal cavity is widened by purge's huge diffusal dick, he whispers... "Ez Katka..."


I shudder as I feel a large hand moving up my thighs. I open my eyes and there he is. The ogrelord. Shrek. I hug him so tight and press my erection against him. He places me on my stomach and inserts the Shrock into my anus. Pure bliss. I look into his eyes, and he says 'don't worry now aye? I'm ogre the moon for yeh'. Pls no copato pastado

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

hot laptop

Guys can you please not spam the chat. My mom bought me this new laptop and it gets really hot when the chat is being spamed. Now my leg is starting to hurt because it is getting so hot. Please, if you don't want me to get burned, then dont spam the chat

Monday, August 11, 2014

Chad from google

Greetings, this is Chad from Google™. I noticed that you are playing copyrighted music in the background. We at Google™ would like to remind you that 3 copyright strikes against your stream will result in suspension from Twitch™! Please stop, thank you.

Thursday, August 7, 2014

qtpie singing

Hello Mr.IamAQtpie, this is Google. We have received word you are singing to your viewers. As a Streamer on our newest acquisition, Twitch, your voice is now copy-righted. Please stop immediately. Thank you.

google admin

Hello everyone, this is the Google Admin here to remind you all that while we love the chat experience, please refrain from copy pasting in the chat. This ruins the atmosphere and makes everybody's chat experience worse overall. Thank you and remember to link your Twitch and Google+ account today!

under arrest

 ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿'̿'̵з=༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽ YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR HATING GOOGLE. COME OUT WITH YOUR DONGERS RAISED ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿'̿'̵з=༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽

google ban

[Dear Sing_sing, you have been caught playing music on your stream. As a result of this, we are now permanently banning your account. Have a nice day, Google+ Support Team]

google employee

Hey everyone! Google employee here. Looks like you guys are having a good time GreyFace. Just a friendly reminder to link your Google+ account and avoid streaming any copyrighted material. Game on!

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

wrong game

Once upon a time, I opened a LoL game. I entered the game, and I was promptly greeted by another player. I noticed it was a female player and I was pleasantly surprised. I told her of my great love for the female anatomy, particularly the breasts and the backside. To my surprise, she told me she also enjoyed these things. It was then that I realised, I was playing League of Lesbians.....

concerned chatter

You guys are ruining my twitch chat experience. I come to the twitch chat for mature conversation about the gameplay, only to be awarded with kreygasms. People who spam said faces need medical attention utmost. The twitch chat is serious business, and the mods should really raise their dongers.

Monday, August 4, 2014

dignitas towel boy

HEY QT, I met you last saturday and asked again if I can be the official Team Dignitas towel boy and you turned it down. That feeling was worse than my gf breaking up with me and telling me she became a lesbian.


ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴅᴇᴠᴀsᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴ. ᴛᴏ ᴜɴɪᴛᴇ ᴀʟʟ sᴘᴀᴍᴍᴇʀs ᴡɪᴛʜɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ. ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇɴᴏᴜɴᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴠɪʟ ᴏғ Tʀᴜᴍᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏᴅs. ᴛᴏ ᴇxᴛᴇɴᴅ ᴏᴜʀ sᴘᴀᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴀʀs ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ. ᴄᴏᴘʏ! ᴘᴀsᴛᴇ! ᴄʜᴀᴛ sᴘᴀᴍ ʙʟᴀsᴛ ᴏғғ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴘᴇᴇᴅ ᴏғ ʟɪɢʜᴛ! sᴜʀʀᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ᴍᴏᴅs ᴏʀ ᴘʀᴇᴘᴀʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ғɪɢʜᴛ! Kʀɪᴘᴘ, ᴛʜᴀᴛs ʀɪɢʜᴛ!

one less chromosome

This chat is full of mentally retarded children, its like they all have one less chromosone and rub their faces against their keyboards hoping for attention, god only knows how they even press ctrl+ v, I swear to god none of you motherfuckers better copy and paste this or you'll be in serious trouble

dragon tails

Hi there, i am dragon, there is an annoying little asian grill who keeps trying to chop off my tail. it has been 10 years and it is behinning to get annoying. if you guys could get him to stop this madness and play dota it would be greatly appreciated. no copy pasterino cappucino danny devito