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Thursday, February 11, 2016
You walk up to Reynad at Blizzcon, he doesn't seem busy. You ask him if you can have a selfie, he's polite and says yes, it's always nice to meet a fan. The next day you get home and there's a rock through the window with a note wrapped around it. "I'll pay you double what he gives you if you come take a selfie with me. Thanks - Amaz"
Wednesday, February 10, 2016
Hi man, nice to meet you! This channel seems really cool and I tossed you a follow because I would love to come back and watch another time, thanks for being you bud!
Tuesday, February 9, 2016
Reynad is backstage of the Red Bull event with Archon Zalae. Reynad leans into Zalae's ear and whispers "I know youre the deck doctor on stream, but I want you to be my dick doctor tonight." Zalae takes him to the back and gives him the pleasure he desires. Reynad splurges loads and Zalae says "That was quick. Must have been like 30 seconds." Reynad says "No baby, 29 for sure."
Thursday, February 4, 2016
We back once a mfn gain ResidentSleeper Time to feed my *** of in solo q ResidentSleeper Time for the Godyr D Gates ResidentSleeper Now Ill play some Voli thunderstruck ResidentSleeper Time for H1Z1 ResidentSleeper I shot that guy 9 times ResidentSleeper Ill put you in the dirt ResidentSleeper Thanks for the 5 bones ResidentSleeper Im tired streams over ResidentSleeper
Tuesday, February 2, 2016
Hello Kripp This is the FineBros we see you have a dog reaction posted on your stream and we see you did not apply for a license to show the proper reactions. We are suing you for a small loan of 1 million dollars. Thank you and please no more reactions..
Monday, February 1, 2016
Welcome to your new home,” says the Kripp as he carries the Pupparrian in his bony arms. The puppy leaps from his uncomfortable position onto the ground and begins to run around. Soon, he grows tired and goes to bed. That night, a ghostly cat visits the Pupparrian in his sleep. “Flee,” warns the cat, “The Kripp plans on eating you, as he once ate me.” WutFace
Friday, January 29, 2016
I really don't see what terrorism have to do with 9/11, it's quite obvious an example that airplanes simply cannot handle the combined weight of several americans. When a single american takes up most of the seats in a row it is quite obvious that putting several of them on a plane is a guaranteed flight risk, not to mention their mobility scooters in the luggage..
Thursday, January 28, 2016
In Romanian village there is very little water. Papparian is thirsty and asks Kripparian to get some water for him from the water tap 2 miles away. Kripp decides to go to the store first. A few hours later Kripp brings Papparian his water, only to find Papparian has had a heat stroke. With his dying breath, Papparian asks "My son, why did you tap last?"
Monday, January 25, 2016
<:::::=¤༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ My name is Maximus Kappacus Spamicus, commander of the Armies of the Twitch, General of the Legions, loyal servant to the true Emperor Kripparrian. Father to a banned son, and husband to a banned wife. I will slay all moderinos, whether in this chat or the next. <:::::=¤༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
Friday, January 22, 2016
Octavian "Kripparian" Morosan is one of the great economic professors of the 21st century. Morosan was the first of the Great Thinkers to reject the institution known as "college". Morosan would go on to redefine economics. He singlehandedly brought an end to the Greater Oil Crisis of 2045, establishing world peace for hundreds of years to come. His lesser achievements include outlawing meat and animal cruelty.
Thursday, January 21, 2016
Monday, January 18, 2016
"Thanks for the Christmas present." Reynad said to Frodan. "You liked the beer then?" Replied Frodan. "No man, it tasted like shitty soda with the aftertaste of a shot of vodka." Spat Reynad. "Oh, I'm sorry." Wept Frodan. "It's cool, also, you're fired." Said Reynad, putting on his shades and walking away.
Wednesday, January 13, 2016
Kripp sits at his PC for another grueling 4 hour stream. “Hey guys, time complain that my opponent has cards!” he says. Suddenly, a portal opens, and a shotgun wielding Reckful appears. As Kripp panics, Reckful shoots. Surprised that he’s alive, Kripp turns around. On the ground is a quickly reforming Massan-1000 MrDestructoid “Come with me if you want to stream,” says Reckful.
Tuesday, January 12, 2016
Hello pals sorry for bad england. I come on website to speak to girl from village. Is place where she can speak without state see because message move fast. I talk with her once month. Cost twenty fennix money for half hour internet to talk. I want thank chat for many message, help cover our trail.
Thursday, January 7, 2016
You notice a wall of text in twitch chat and your hand instinctively goes to the mouse. You scroll up to stop the chat elevator and read the pasta, indulging in its delights... You soon realize that this pasta conveys no information nor is particularly witty or funny. Nevertheless, you drag your mouse across, hit Ctrl+C, then Ctrl+V and press Enter
Wednesday, January 6, 2016
Kripparian's true name is Octavian. Octavian is derived from the Latin word for 8. Latin was the language of Rome. Rome fell to Barbarians. Kripp played a Barbarian. Barbarian is 9 letters. Kripparrian is 11 letters. 9/11. Kripparrian is deIlluminati Confirmed.
Monday, January 4, 2016
im tired of seeing RACIST and HOMOPHOBIC things into this chat. its disgusting. just because a man has a skin or a way of do sex with others that is not the way you like. you will say rude things to him? you DONT EVEN KNOW THIS MAN! how dare you? CLEAN UP THIS CHAT NOW OR IM LEAVE. god bless
Sunday, January 3, 2016
I have a dream that one day Plebs and Subs will Spam together in harmony. Plebs should be judged not by the frequency of their spam, but the quality of their copypasta! So plebs and subs alike copypasta this for the greater good!
Wednesday, December 23, 2015
@Imaqtpie, hey qt i got kicked out of my parent's house and i need a place to crash. I figured that since you were a hobo before you could help a brother out. Do you mind if I stay with you for a couple weeks while I get back up on my feet? (no copy pasto)
Monday, December 21, 2015
Hello Reynad. My grandmother Nancy is currently in hospice. This will probably be my last Christmas with her, so I've been spending a lot of time with her. She was curious what game I was always playing, so I let her play Hearthstone for a bit. Please let her win before she has to pass Reynad, thank you
Wednesday, December 16, 2015
Seriously, mods. I blame you for the state of this sub. You are more concerned with making memes yourselves than stopping this bullshit from hitting the front page. You spend all your energy on being first to post a patch, making guides so bad that the devs are forced to remove depth from the game and making videos all for your self-image. I blame the mods for the decline of this community.
Monday, December 14, 2015
Thursday, December 10, 2015
Everyday my father beats me. He calls me useless and says he wishes I had never been born. At school the teachers laugh at me behind my back and say I'm useless too. My only solace is Kripp's stream. When I watch Kripp, I feel like I have a friend. But today Kripp thinks I am useless too
Tuesday, December 8, 2015
Lord Octavian Vampparrian created a strategy built around drinking the blood of others through his fangs. Fighting for control of the night by having no reflection, avoiding garlic, and the sun until he finds a suitable meal. The hunt for human blood makes the act more fun and compelling. Though not particularly fun or interactive.
Thursday, December 3, 2015
@reynad27, I saved so much from Tempo Storm that I was able to afford to try heroin for the first time. Now I live by a dumpster in an alley. I just killed a passer-by so I could steal their phone to send you this message. Tempo storm ruined my life. FeelsBadMan .