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Wednesday, May 4, 2016
Here we can observe the Twitch Memer in his natural habitat, stuck as usual in this intricate limbo of carefully crafted memes, emote spam and endless copypastas that no one even bothers to read anymore. The Memer actually used to be a very functional human being way back then. Will he ever claim that state back and finally manage to reproduce?
Wednesday, April 27, 2016
Reynad began to sweat as his plane arrived, his anus clenched prepared for his intense meeting with the Anal Viking Jeff. Andrey's forehead moistened at the thought of his anus being torn asunder by the mighty Jeff.
Reynad moaned softly as Jeff pressed up against him. "Are you ready for my demolisher?" quipped Jeff. Reynad gave a short gasp "B-But it's too early, you don’t have enough mana!" Jeff shyly replies, "I've got a Coin-dom right here."
Thursday, April 21, 2016
Rania clicks the Disenchant button. "Haha, it was Pupparian!" she says to Kripp. Kripp nods. Later, Rania finds a note on her bed covered in a strange powder. It smells oddly of Pupparian and bone. The note reads "bite the dust." Rania doesn't hear Kripp approach with the gun in hand from behind.
Wednesday, April 20, 2016
Everyday my dad worked hard to feed us. My mom left us and my dad supported me on his own. We were doing well until my dad didn't come back from work today. Some asshole blew up the giant robotic dog he worked in and he died.
Tuesday, April 12, 2016
hey kripp i spend my last 2000 bucks on a macbook pro just to watch your stream. I'm currently living out of my car so I can't sub, but I had a bad day and really don't know if i can make it through the night. could i please get a brofist I promise I'll sub when I'm back on my feet! i love you bro
Hi Witwix! With your encouragement I was finally able to hook up with the girl of my dreams- My sister! Thanks for your support man, it will be hard for us but there is real love here
Monday, April 11, 2016
When Kripp is eat I pretend he is eat me. I go down Kripp wet Kripp throat and am in warm Kripp stomach. Then I go deeper into the Kripp. I am made into Kripp gold. The Kripp sits on toilet and frees me. I am sad I am no longer Kripp food. Then Kripp eats me again.
Friday, April 8, 2016
The year is 2093...QT somehow lived this long...he's on his deathbed....he turns on twitch.tv one last time..he goes to riot games channel to watch the worlds final.... Dignitas is there...They've made it...They're at baron...QTs heart rate goes up...doctors are rushing in to help.. Dig takes baron...aces the enemy....and makes the push to win worlds.. qt breathes one last breath and utters his final words ...My Boys..
Hey QT, I’m trying to learn to play Shaco. I just have a question about the skill build: Should I max backstab like you backstabbed DIG
Dignitas leaves the LCS and so I leave this cruel world FeelsBadMan ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\
Monday, April 4, 2016
Puparrian scampers excitedly seeing Kripp carrying the new bird cage. “Here you go, Birdarrian,” says Kripp as he hangs the cage in the office. Unfortunately, Pupparrian’s joyful romping caused Kripp to stumble, the cage bursting open and Birdarrian falling helplessly into the merciless jaws of the paper shredder sitting below the cage. “Oh no,” gasps Kripp, “I forgot about shredder placement.”
Wednesday, March 30, 2016
Jared shuffles to his locker wiping a tear from his eye. He looks over his shoulder to see DOM and QT, the jock E-Athlete bullies, laughing at him and his wedgie. Jared clinches his fist in rage knowing that soon the time would come, he will show them...
Sunday, March 27, 2016
Octavian "Vladimir" Morosan, better known by his online username Kripparrian, is a Romanian Vampiric Twitch streamer and video game personality. Born: June 30, 1542 (age 473), Transylvania
Thursday, March 17, 2016
The older kid asks Young Reynad if he wants to trade. "Yeah! I'll give you Kuriboh for Exodia! Good deal, right?" The older kids discuss among themselves. "This kid is 10 years old and already a shark. If we don't stop him now, he'll grow up to become a Goldman Sachs banker." After much debate, the older kids decide to steal Young Noodle's cards to prevent him from becoming a career scammer.
Monday, March 14, 2016
Hey "Kripp!" It's me -- Rob from the Romanian sausage truck. I haven't seen you come by in a while! My friend told me you were a famous gamer, so I searched for you online. I honestly had no idea! Thanks for the shout-out. Keep rocking, and come by for a sausage if you have the chance. I'd love to see you again.
Friday, March 11, 2016
Hey Kripp, I've been watching you for 3 years now, I pretty much hate Hearthstone, but you're the only one I can watch, your arenas are really cool and you're the only entertaining Hearthstone streamer there is. Today I woke up, saw you without beard and I've got to say goodbye. I'll miss you.
Thursday, March 10, 2016
Kripp is chained to the chair, sobbing as the man hacks at his face with a razor. He cries as the last bit of his beard is cut away, sapping him of his Romanian gypsy powers. "Please don't hurt her. I'll do whatever you want" says Kripp. The man with the razor laughs and says "Are you ready to accept the deal? Or do we need to hurt Pupparian?" Kripp shakes his head. "I'll do it. I'll stream Faeria."
Wednesday, March 9, 2016
Every day my mother calls me a failure and tells me I'm worthless. I'm 24 and never moved out of the house. I dropped out of college and spend my days playing Hearthstone. I don't have any friends or a gf. My only companion is Kripp. I love watching his videos. But today Kripp says I'm pathetic for watching him. Goodbye, Kripp.
Wednesday, March 2, 2016
I can't wait to devour the magician's wax from his slut slayer. With his thrill drill slamming deep into my salmon slit, the sensation of his clunger smashing my cervix made me quiver like jelly. The seemingly never-ending streams of penis pudding emanating from his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio.
WhatAYolk “This guy's egg is CRAZY!” WhatAYolk “My egg can't win against a nutrient dense egg like that” WhatAYolk "He NEEDED precisely those two omelets to win" WhatAYolk “He topdecked the only locally grown egg that could beat me” WhatAYolk "He had the perfect eggs" WhatAYolk “There was nothing I could do” WhatAYolk “I ate that egg that perfectly" WhatAYolk
Tuesday, March 1, 2016
Hey Andrey, This is Lisa from High School. I just wanted to come in here and tell you that I've still never had a donger as massive as yours since high school. My boyfriend can't please me and I'd like to experience that legendary space noodle again.
Friday, February 26, 2016
ResidentSleeper Heh, Greetings. ResidentSleeper Right-click Lightning, kill everything. ResidentSleeper Kill boss in two clicks. ResidentSleeper Town Portal ResidentSleeper Sell ResidentSleeper Right-click Lightning, kill everything. ResidentSleeper I'm out of mana... ResidentSleeper
Monday, February 22, 2016
Can people stop posting Hitler's face? I was a victim of Auschwitz, held there by nazi mods BARGAW and bersezker. Yosef Tuckere did various experiments on me, like stuffing 21 healing salves inside my body. Hitler reminds me of these times and he really offends me, so please, stop posting him.
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