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Friday, July 31, 2015
Tuesday, July 28, 2015
Alright, listen up motherfuckers. You think you're fucking funny spamming your shitty pasta and emotes. Well if you fucking dare copy and paste this message, I will literally come over to your house and knock you the fuck out. Is that understood?
Thursday, July 23, 2015
Wednesday, July 22, 2015
@Imaqtpie Are you so dull as to believe that there are no other factors to a team than k/d statistics? I'm going to be brutally honest with you. You are completely and utterly stupid. You have the mindset of an avid Call of Duty spectator, where the objective of the game is to get kills, and teamwork is essentially non-existent. Please, for the love of god, throw your computer out the window you brainless fuck.
Tuesday, July 21, 2015
As Quinn finished her drink, she was overcome with sadness. "Valor, I get this feeling that QT won't ever play with us again." The bartender turned around. "Here's a drink on the house," said Urgot. "I know the feeling."
Hey QT, hey chatters!!! It's me, country-pop superstar Taylor Swift, but you can call me Taylor Swift. Just poppin' by to ask why the streamer won't play any of my hits today, it feels like we have Bad Blood. We Belong Together, i bet if we could go Back to December he would play my songs. Trouble.
Thursday, July 16, 2015
Kripp why do you make Rania do all the laundry BibleThump Kripp why do you make Rania do all the laundry BibleThump Kripp why do you make Rania do all the laundry BibleThump Kripp why do you make Rania do all the laundry BibleThump
Tuesday, July 14, 2015
Monday, July 13, 2015
Hi kripp. I am a veteran of the United states Air force. I flew over 300 sorties in combat missions over Iraq and Afghanistan. I suffer from extreme PTSD, Anxiety, Depression, and Sleep apnea. I just want to say thanks for streaming POE I have been able to go right to sleep the past couple days. ResidentSleeper
Hey Kripp, its Chad from the college football team, how you been bro? I see you're still playing video games some things never change! Hey are you still playing the wizard of warcraft game? I never had time for video games I was too busy playing football and going to frat parties. Anyways good seeing you bro,call me and we can hit the clubs.
Friday, July 10, 2015
"Hey Mira, good to see you," says Reynad as he opens the door. Mira smiles, "I'm sure we're going to have lots of fun this weekend. I brought my maid outfit." Reynad is excited, "Oh wow! I have a broken lamp that needs to be cleaned up!"
Wednesday, July 8, 2015
Lɪsᴛᴇɴ ᴅᴜᴅᴇ, I'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴍᴇᴍᴇs sɪɴᴄᴇ I ᴡᴀs 11, ɪʀᴏɴɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴍᴇᴍᴇɪɴɢ sɪɴᴄᴇ I ᴡᴀs 17, ᴀɴᴅ ᴀɴᴛɪ-ɪʀᴏɴɪᴄᴀʟʟʏ ᴀɴᴛɪ-ᴍᴇᴍᴇɪɴɢ sɪɴᴄᴇ ɪ ᴡᴀs 20. Iᴠᴇ ᴄʟᴇᴀʀʟʏ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴍᴇʀɪɴᴏ ᴍᴇᴛᴀᴄʜɪɴᴏ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ 6 ʏᴇᴀʀs ɴᴏᴡ. Gᴇᴛ ᴀ ɢʀɪᴘ ᴜ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴ ɴᴇʀᴅ
Hey reynad, ever since I started watching your stream I wanted to be on your friends list and it finally happend after I donated, now you removed me.. I'm going to end my life because of you. good bye.
Monday, July 6, 2015
Guys the stream is working on my HTC™ smartphone! Maybe you should buy one? Did you know Kripp uses an HTC™ smartphone? HTC™ is also a sponsor of the stream. Consider buying an HTC™ today and enjoy Hearthstone™ on your HTC™! You can even watch Kripp on your HTC™ smartphone!
Wednesday, July 1, 2015
It is the year 2016, the Paparrian waits patiently outside Kripp's Sellout Castle. The butler, Trump, opens the door and bows, "His Grace will see you now." Trump brings the Papa into Kripp's throne room, where he sits on a jeweled throne with the Succubus. "Kripp, my son," begins the Papa, but Trump interrupts, "You must pay to speak."
Tuesday, June 30, 2015
Kripp enters his bedroom and notices something unusual. In his bed lays a 6/3 Reynad in stealth. Kripp has no answer for this play. He passes his turn and prepares himself for the donger of destiny.
Friday, June 26, 2015
"No, no, no, no," said the speedrunner, as he realized his last-second mistake. Speedrunner ZFG holds the world record for beating The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time under the 100% speedrun condition, clocking in at four hours, 25 minutes, and 25 seconds. "I swear that wasn't on purpose," he said. "My setup there is bomb, jump-slash, turn around, set bomb. I didn't press B. I pressed B too fast and it didn't register."
Wednesday, June 24, 2015
no stories need bro =) yur on welfare not me=p so how is no job going for ya anyway? bottom feeding like your parents before u =) atta boy! stay at the bottom =) be a good lil roach. my job wouldnt be such a joke if it wasnt for u fools =) keep me comfy at the top =) its good to sit above roaches like u =)
Tuesday, June 23, 2015
❗️❗️❗️ATTENTION 2003 KIDS❗️❗️❗️!!! This is the last year of being a kid ! Because NEXT YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS!! PARTYING DRINKING MAKING OUT AND SEX PERIODS HEARTBREAKS MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7TH GRADE)
Monday, June 22, 2015
Tuesday, June 16, 2015
Hello everyone. I am a twitch user. My job is to seek attention from others to fill my lack of intelligence , therefore spamming spoilers is one tool of many to help me achieve my goal. I know i'm not worth much in life so i drag other people by pissing them off . No copyrino stupidcino SMOrc .
Meanwhile in Jon Snows abdomen.
Monday, June 15, 2015
SECURITY ALERT: A Romanian man, roughly 6'5", skeleton thin, with black hair and scraggly beard has been seen riding the NYC Sub train and violently "Bro-Fisting" passengers. He's accompanied by a short Asian man dressed as Hitler who reputedly cuts out the tongue of anyone who refuses to give him $5. Exercise caution and stay way from the Subs!
Thursday, June 11, 2015
Does anyone ever notice how QT calls all his subs dudes? Honestly this is the only reason I don't subscribe. As a 16 year old female from cali I would not like to be called a dude when I have female genitalia. Please spread awareness