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Monday, September 29, 2014

hello pie

 Hello pie i from uganda i one day to be pro adc play like you i sell wife for rp and now i can do urgot i play very good and team do bad can you help no copy pasta pls

autism fairy

◟(∗❛ัᴗ❛ั∗)◞I'M THE AUTISM-FAIRY AND THIS CHATROOM IS TRULY BLESSED BY ME ◟(∗❛ัᴗ❛ั∗)◞

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Gustavian

Hello OddOne, my name is Gustavian. I had dreams and ambitions, of becoming a professional 1v1 player. I picked this game up yesterday, with hopes and dreams. But you picked a fucking stupid op noob champ, and i lost my 2 bucks because of you. Now i have to stay at my aunts house in Nigeria, because i cant take the train home to Uganda.

hafu nudes

☑ “These Hafu nudes are CRAZY!” ☑ “My dick can't stay limp against nudes like that” ☑ "She NEEDED precisely those two nips to win" ☑ “She took the only nudes that could make me beat off” ☑ "She had the perfect muff" ☑ “There was nothing I could do but donate” ☑ “She cried profusely"

Monday, September 22, 2014

10 inches soft

My girlfriend was on the verge of leaving me. Who would want to be with a 2 inch bronze V feeder? But once I subbed to QTPIE I saw immediate results. My dick is now 10 inches SOFT and I'm rocking diamond 1 with the boys. Thanks QT

hafu

(◕‿◕✿) Hello! My name is Hafu! (◡‿◡✿) My boyfriend just broke up with me! He said he doesn't like looking at my beef curtains and my chest is too flat. (◕‿-) But it's okay! I will sob uncontrollably on stream. My viewers will feel sorry for me and give me lots of money. I like money a lot. (。♥‿♥。)

Friday, September 19, 2014

kripp hands

Kripp all you do is complain about how your hand sucks but you dont think about the people that are born without hands. that is a discrace and you shouldn't be making fun of those *** in the hospital. Maybe next time you will use your nogin and actually say something that benefit these people.

ghostkaiser

I feel sorry for the broadcaster he looks at chat and all he sees is SPAM it must be so heartbreaking for him he doesn't even get to interact with his VIEWERS like a normal streamer. I bet he makes a new account called Ghostkaizer to try and get away from all of this.

chess set

♗ ♘ ♟ ♛ ♕ ♜ ♝ ♞ ♟♙♗ ♘ ♟ ♛ ♕ ♜ ♝ ♞ Sorry, I've dropped my chess set ♗ ♘ ♟ ♛ ♕ ♜ ♝ ♞ ♟♙♗ ♘ ♟ ♛ ♕ ♜ ♝ ♞ ♟♙♗ ♘ ♟ ♛ ♕ ♜ ♞ ♟♛ ♙♗ ♘

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

brian kibler

Sometimes, late at night when I am under my covers, I touch my stealth boner and think of the greatest hearthstone player, the very best there ever was. Then, one night, I heard, "hello, this is Brian 'Brian Kibler' Kibler...""

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

iamacutepie

I for one am glad submode is on. I pay $4.99 USD a month to watch the living legend, Michael "iamacutepie" Santana, and I feel my experience is ruined with "dinger" spam, whatever that means.

play POE

JESUS KRIPP Just play path of exile for *** SAKE! This is your final *** warning from Australia because over here we dont tolerate that casual stone ***! GET ON WITH POE KRIPP! DROP THIS CARD ***!

Monday, September 15, 2014

gate opener

Hello, is this "@Trick2g "? My son just got back from elementary school and keeps saying "lata" this and "the gates" that. He even told me how he wants to be a professional gate opener to all the asian hunnies. Please do twitch chat a favor and open the gates in Dota 2. PLease no Kapparino pastarino

geopolitical

You guys are ruining my chat experience. I come to the Twitch chat to discuss important geopolitical events like the ukraine crisis and it's implications on the socioeconomics of Eastern Europe. Yet here you are ruining everything with your frankerzs and kappas.

somalia hearthstone edition

Hello Kripp Aryan, am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "heart of stone" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on US server and i am rakn 17. pls no copy pasterino my story

Friday, September 12, 2014

conversing with a female

Attention Alkaizer: This is Constable Chipperino of the casual police. We have heard reports of you conversing with a female. Stop this immediately or we will shut down your stream and you will be banished to the casual legion. Pls no coperrino dongerino

Thursday, September 11, 2014

bulgaria loves yoou

Айде пак Българи да се вдигнем > @Trick2g Bulgaria loves you so much that you played that "vidimo dovolni" song now for last time all Bulgarians are beggin you to play "PIQNATA TOQGA" is the name of the song just copy the name and play it on youtube .. Respect from Bulgaria and much love

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Yanik

Yanik is new at his school and doesn't want to be an outsider again. When he meets Alan he also wants to be as popular as him with the girls. But when Alan kissed Yanik to get rid of the girls, the admiration turns into disgust. But at a party where Yanik had to disguise himself as a girl Alan falls in love with the "girl" at first sight...

Monday, September 8, 2014

spooky scary skeletons

ヾ(❛ε❛“)ʃ SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE SHRIEKING SKULLS WILL SHOCK YOUR SOUL SEAL YOUR DOOM TONIGHT ヾ(❛ε❛“)ʃ

RBGs

Hey, Alk! My name is Valeriy and i really like RBG's! I was like 9k rated RBG player, but when i saw you play diablo i bought it and started my new career here. I'm just curious, why this game looks like it from 2003 year? and why is the view is from the sky? why is it so boring? i dont get it.. pls answer!!!

Friday, September 5, 2014

Butcher OP

Hi Kripparrian. For 2 weeks I was stuck in Diablo 3. I nearly gave up on it, however, after watching your stream and learning so much, I decided to buy 40 million gold and make a new toon. Lo and behold after my 7th try I finally defeated the first boss Butcher. Thank you Kripparrian.

Thursday, September 4, 2014

little indian girl

Alkaizer was a little indian girl, but one day the "civilized" americans came with their skorns and manticores and killed alkaizers family before destroying their wigwams. Alkaizer was brought back to their big city were he was teached the ways of diablo 3 by the great master mr. miyagi which he also married. This is a true story and not worth copypasting.

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

kripp fappening

It has come to our attention that a large number of Kripp's nudes have been leaked online. Any sharing or copying of those pictures (or this message) will be met with swift legal consequences. Thanks for understanding - Kripp's PR team.

low protein intake

Hey KRIPP this is bodybuilding company and in our observation your protein intake is very low and your body is scrawny as *** please call us if you are interested to become come like a *** *** muscled boy in the gym. 213-6969-casualianD3

Friday, August 29, 2014

kripp dvd orders

Well met, Kripp. We thank you for your recent Pornhub™ purchase! Your DVD orders Top Deckin' and Wreckin, Big Dame Cunter, BlondeGringo the ShagMasta, This is my donger scrub... yeah, beat it, and Savage Whore Combo should arrive within the week. As always, we thank you for your business, loyal customer!