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Thursday, March 5, 2015

fat romanian

You know what, fucc every single last one of you. F U C K Y O U. Trump goes out there every single night streaming his heart out to the game he loves for ungrateful pieces of crap viewers like you. Yeah he doesn't talk much, but look at this fat Romanian stuffing his vegetarians DSL mouth in front of 23k viewers. this is truly disgusting

Wednesday, March 4, 2015

kripp class

(⌐ ͡▢ ͜ʖ ͡▢) Alright students, how often is Kripp lucky? ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ Call on me! (⌐ ͡▢ ͜ʖ ͡▢) Yes little Dong? ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ Kripp is never lucky, sir! (⌐ ͡▢ ͜ʖ ͡▢) Wrong, Kripp is lucky a reasonable amount of time. Come see me after class for your punishment . ʕ⌐ ͡▢ ͜ᴥ ͡▢ʔ

qt checks

✓I'm just gonna shove this shit out ✓ *I'm pretty strong right now* ✓ *FUCK man* ✓ *NO SMALL CAT THOSE ARE MY RIBS* ✓ *I love it dude* ✓ *Epic nice dude* ✓ *Just gonna go shop* ✓ Did that really fucking hit me? ✓ Ripperoni Pepperoni dude. ✓

Tuesday, March 3, 2015

pleb test passed

└( ° ͜ʖ͡°)┐Born too late to explore the Earth, born too soon to explore the Galaxy. Born just in time to TAKE THE PLEB TEST! └( ° ͜ʖ͡°)┐ ✓ amazW ✓ krippW ✓ trumpW ✓ reynadW ✓ kolentoW ✓ bajW ✓ dewW ✓ emjaneW ✓ forsenW ✓ krippW ✓ loidW ✓ mitchW ✓ reckW ✓ sodaW ✓ taymooW ✓ PLEB TEST PASSED

Monday, March 2, 2015

foodie time

Rania arrives home with a paper bag by her hand. "Foodie time !", says Kripp ready to stuff his face in front 20.000 viewers. As Rania hands over the bag and gives him a passionate kiss, she notices that his lips feel different. She looks into his eyes and yells in horror as she sees someone else in Kripps seat. "It seems you have Tissed Krump."

Thursday, February 26, 2015

post dank memes

└( ° ͜ʖ͡°)┐Born too late to explore the Earth, born too soon to explore the Galaxy. Born just in time to post DANK ℳℰℳℰS └( ° ͜ʖ͡°)┐

kripp jr

The year is 2020 Kripp is playing Hearthstone with his son Kripp Jr " Looks like you lose Daddy hehe, but I still love you! " he says topdeckingly... " Oh my *** god dude thats *** unreal, how can I lose to people this bad " Kripp spits coldly with hate in his eyes. Kripp Jr begins to cry....

Wednesday, February 25, 2015


You just bullied another human being until he left the game. Do you realize this? Do you realize what scum you are? I've been quiet for too long, it ends today. You're getting a Reddit thread made about you kid.

i truly care for you

Kripp listen to me, I say this because I truly care for you. You used to be such a nice guy and so happy and it looked like you genuinely had a good time streaming. Hearthstone has turned you into a depressed person and it honestly looks like youre suffering emotionally and you look physically drained. Please Kripp. Something has to change.

Tuesday, February 24, 2015


Hi there Michael :3This is your high school friend Catherine You still know me ? :3 Anyways, I was wondering if we could get back into touch again )))) I assume that $$$ you made from playing in LCS made your cock grow SOOOO HUUUGE :3

Monday, February 23, 2015

sjokz buttholee

Cocococaptain why do you even bother coming into this room to spam. I come here to watch league of legends with my friends and to discuss about sjokz buttholee, and if you are going to ruin my experience you then you can go fuck yourself

Friday, February 20, 2015


ヽ`ヽ`、ヽヽ`ヽ`、ヽヽ`ヽ、ヽヽ`ヽ`、ヽヽ`ヽ`、`、ヽヽ`ヽ`、ヽヽ`ヽ`、ヽヽ`ヽ`、ヽヽ`ヽ`、ヽヽ`ヽ`、ヽヽ`ヽ`、ヽ ヽ ヽ(・ิ-・ิ)ノ HYDRO STORM! (╯・ิ-・ิ)╯ ヽ`ヽ`、ヽヽ`ヽ`、`ヽ`、ヽヽ`ヽ`、ヽヽ`ヽ、ヽヽ`ヽ

mean to dillo

(◕‿◔✿) You were so mean to dillo last night you nolyfe fuck, by the power of my foreskin i will smite your barbarian down and he will become as casual as Kripp. Now answer me two questions, 1) did you lick fowtini's asshole? 2) Are you playing WoW again? (◕‿◔✿)..

Tuesday, February 17, 2015


Whoever this "Zetalot" person is in chat, can you stop spamming? I'm trying to watch Zet- wait a second.


Hi, my name is Kixelated, you might know me from the 3rd division of the 22nd branch of Twitch’s official Nazi party. I am here to use my powers as one of the most important men of the our beloved Nazi party to ban all twitch MODERATORS that aren’t doing their job. You are supposed to prevent communism from spreading by banning all of the one man spammers, but instead, you are exactly like them. I want to let you know that you guys are fired

Monday, February 16, 2015

donation to get mods

dear singsong, i hope that 20$ can go to some friggin moderators who actually control this heck hole of spam, i woke up trying to get on twitch to have a normal conversation and i see this junk copy pasta stream. plz give a dollar a mod and have these spammer/4chans hacked and banned


ヽヽ`ヽ`、ヽヽ`ヽ`、ヽヽ`ヽ、ヽヽ`ヽ`、ヽヽ`ヽ`、`、ヽヽ`ヽ`、ヽヽ`ヽ`、ヽヽ`ヽ`、ヽヽ`ヽ`、ヽヽ`ヽ`、ヽヽ`ヽ`、ヽヽ༼ຈ ل͜ຈ༽ノ☂ hoho haha shrapnelヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ☂ ヽ`ヽ`、ヽヽ`ヽ`、`ヽ`、ヽヽ`ヽ`、ヽヽ`ヽ、ヽヽ`ヽ

Saturday, February 14, 2015

sht memes

wow, i log on to twitch tv to chat with people and to watch a good streamer, then you guys fking spam this chat with your dumb kappas and dumb sht memes that are not even close to funny. i dont even giggle from your shtty jokes. fk you and if you fking copy this message im reporting each one of you. you all think your fking funny ...

197 IQ

Well respected redditor with 197 IQ here chiming in. Seeing as how you've got a number of viewers would it be too hard to maybe mention reddit, com? It's a place to discuss the latest in dank memes, atheism, my little pony and the friend zone.

Friday, February 13, 2015

small cat stream

Michael this is getting outrageous. Us subs AND the plebs have been demanding a 24/7 small cat stream and you have yet to deliver. Please do so before we riot. Thank you and God bless.

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

walking money

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯╲___4.99$ Don't mind me subs, just taking my money for a walk.

Tuesday, February 10, 2015

salt bender

Tucker. Akroma. Fwosh. Insane. Long ago, the four dotkas played together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the W A G A B O Y S attacked. Only Bulldong, master of all four, could stop them, but when Twitch needed him most, he was too salty. But my brother and I found the new Avatar, a salt bender named Sing_Sing.

Monday, February 9, 2015

father fear

Arteezy gets first blood on Suma1L mid and he says, "That's how you do it, son." Then Universe comes down the lane, hand in hand with his princess, Aui_2000, and proclaims, "Don't you talk to my nephew that way." But then Fear rolls down midlane in his wheelchair -- old man, Father Fear -- looks directly into Arteezy, his son's eyes and softly says, "Where am I?"

Saturday, February 7, 2015


Scientists announced Wednesday the discovery of a 99.99% accurate test for autism. Patients simply type 'trumpW' in chat -- if it shows up as a face, they have been positively diagnosed.

velocinator speedrunning inc

Greetings Rockstar Games,
I am a member of the Grand Theft Auto Five speedrunning group. It has come to our attention that the prologue cutscene is unskippable, and we would like for you to please allow us to skip this portion of the game, since we play the same game over, and over. We waste five minutes of our valuable lives just sitting through a movie that we already know the plot to. It is also recommended to me by other members of the community to ask weather or not it is fine to speedrun the game using the DLC. This is a very common debate in our chats, and we would like to hear your opinion on it. Also, we would like to know how the next generation version of Grand Theft Auto Five is slower. Is it to hinder our speedruns? Please answer all of our questions, and please allow us to skip the prologue (and maybe even a "speedrunning mode ". Signed velocinator™ speedrunning Inc.