Minus One

"Minus one!" said singsing but soon the appearance of a farmed bounty hunter brought an end to all of this, gondar quickly chased him and soon the ennemy team managed to pin him down, despite the healing brought by his ultimate he still died the same way poor jews died because nazi mods

magnus

There was once a Magnus. The weight of the world was on his shoulders. He heard the words of his commander in his ears: "No pressure. All we need is a 5 man RP." The magnus stood with his horn held high. He knew it was his time. This was his day. Blink at the ready, finger on R, he called out to his comrades, "Affirmative." Such is the legend of Bangfish.

Google PSA

Hey everyone! Google employee here. Looks like you guys are having a good time GreyFace. Just a friendly reminder to link your Google+ account and avoid streaming any copyrighted material. Game on!

sings mom

Sing this is your Mother. After seeing you be violated in that disgusting match in TI4 your father I have decided to send you back to China to work on your Uncles (suk ma dek)potato farm and to marry your beautiful cousin Chun-Li. I'm sorry sing but DOTA just isn't for you.NO COPER PASTA PlzE

raining salt

ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ༼ຈ ل͜ຈ༽ﾉ☂ ɪᴛs ʀᴀɪɴɪɴɢ sᴀʟᴛ! ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ☂ ヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ、ヽヽ｀ヽ

underaged trash

Hey you poor, underaged trash. You know what the symbol next to my name means? Means I am sub. Means im VIP. Means I got cash. What you got? You got sh!t. You poor non-sub trash ought to pay me and my sub-bros some respect. We subbed because we have cash. Real life jobs, real life credit cards. Sh!t that you underaged poor trash from third world countries dont have.

bigtittiesmcgee

Hey Trick2g, boy our scouts sure were right when they said you were hot stuff and would be the next big sensation in the porn industry. My name is Lisa Ann but you may know me best as MILF of the Century or BigTittiesMcgee. I would like to get to know you better because I think you have the potential to reach superstar porn status. All of twitch seems to follow your gigantic donger almost like a cult, and I would like to see your giant dick for myself

land of cheeseburgers

Hi, i am from America. The land of cheeseburgers and bacon. Im getting sick of all the eurofags saying our country is bad. How could it be bad? God blessed america not europe. If you copy pasterino cappucino this message, i will call someone to get me out of my chair and make sure we nuke your country down. God bless america.

dreams

I used to have dreams where I was chasing mips around the basement when I was like 10 years old. I lived with the yellow rabit in the mario 64 basement. I had this recurring dreams like 10 times within a 2 year span if not more. What do you think of that. This isn't a joke LOL. I also had my pokemon i drew as a kid join me. Crystal Zapzillion and Flameflash

president Obama

Hi Kripp. This is President Obama. If you could please calm down this chat's spam, all of America would greatly appreciate it. I understand you live in Greece, but America is better. Come back to us, and maybe you'll be able to spam as much as you want. P.S. Please stop being so casual. I've been such a fan for so long.

muricunt

I am a muricunt born in america, the land of the fat and the free. I am proud of my awful education, horrible medical care, terrible society and religious gunwielding fanatics. With my natural 260 lbs, please stop talking trash about my mediocre country which is a collection of all the human scum EU and Asia dumped a few hundred years ago.

hitler doge

(it works in twitch chat)

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1967

Dear Chat, in 1967 there was a little girl named morgana who wanted to become an ADC, She commited suicide after QT would not play, Now that you have seen this you must copy and paste 10 times or you too will commit suicide.

leifman's sister

Stop it, guys. I'm Leifman's sister, and mother of our beautiful little daughter, Leifgirl. The spam and constant harassment in this chat is driving my beloved Leifman insane. Since he became moderator, he's spending all his time here, and can't provide for his family, anymore. Please, Leifman, get back to work in our salt plant, we need the money.

seriously?

Kripp... seriously? This grim dawn garbage is a complete snooze-fest... That game looks so terrible, and the graphics are practically worse than Diablo II. Ur hp doesn't even move down a sliver when you are fighting 10 minions at once and you 1-shot everything... what is the *** point? I could *** out a better game given a $500.00 budget and 2 weeks of development time

unite spammers

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well Met, I am summoned by the Lord of Spammerino. Kripp. Spammers I see chats in twitch where people talk casually. Commenting about games. Trying to learn and have fun. Every time I shed a tear when I see this... WE Will not stop! Until Every stream is filled with spammerino no modderino Unite Spammers ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

2 games 1 screen

Hello Kripparrian, this is Twitch Staff. We have noticed that you are trying to become a hardcore player again, since you broke the laws of physics and play 2 games on 1 stream, when the laws of physics clearly says: "How can there be 2 games, when only 1 channel?". We hope that you will stop this, and become a casual player again. Please don't repost this. Thank you.

d3 video

The Prostitute asks the Kripp, "Why don't you make a D3 video?" Kripp flies into a rage and hits her with an ornate salt shaker yelling, "I'm going to kill that prosterino!" When the cops finally caught him, after the 2 hour shootout, Kripp lies bleeding on the ground and mutters weakly to the sky..."I played that perfectly, nothing I coulda done cough what a joke.."

BDC

Hiii qtpie this is stacy from highschool, I remember you where not that cool but ive heard your dick is really huge right now... Call me 乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏ

world cup

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Every 60 seconds in Brazil, Germany scores a goal. Together we can stop this. Please spread the word ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Noah Liferino

Hello Kripparino, this is Noah Liferino, CEO of No Life Incorporated©. As you may already know, we are requiring you to change your Twitch name to hl_kripp (has life) as you no longer are a "no life". This was stated in the contract you signed under section 6 article 9 paragraph 420. This is to be enforced immediately.

jairtrash

Hello guys my name is jairtrash and I have 700 games and still in silver, I don't suck I can get diamond 1 easy, it's just that I get bad teams every time and I get so mad. Trick please help me these noobs are calling me bronze even though I have 700 games and still in silver.

lord of spamerino

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well Met, I am summoned by the Lord of Spammerino. Kripp. Spammers I see chats in twitch where people talk casually. Commenting about games. Trying to learn and have fun. Every time I shed a tear when I see this... WE Will not stop! Until Every stream is filled with spammerino no modderino Unite Spammers ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

draven statue

Fabby everyday I come to your stream, with my autographed Draven statue you signed for me. Then I precede to hail you throughout the day. I have quit my job, and now am supported by the goverment under religious sanctuary. Today I begin my hails, today, and forever.

not casual

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