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Tuesday, October 21, 2014

land of freedom and glory

As I sit here in the land of freedom and glory, soaring on the wings of the bald eagle; I look down at the earth below me. Soaring over the crystal waters of the US Ocean toward 3rd world counties like Sweden and Germany, I am reminded that not everyone was lucky enough to be born into greatness. A single tear is shed as I weep at the thought of Denmark and Norway and the poverty they endure. The tear falls

filthy degenerates

Filthy degenerates throwing money at filthy degenerates behaviour. what filthy casuals you are throwing money and subbing at bad behaviour now i will cry on reddit and type a 10 page essay about how you guys are filthy degenerates because you support these stupid fistings and casual behaviour 凸 ◉_◔༽凸

Monday, October 20, 2014

flood of 1-17-11

19/10/2014, the day Sing went 1-17-11 with Jakiro, after his epic victory he went to go stream, he invited his stack and loaded up the stream, all he saw was a flood of "1-17-11 " in the chat, he was on the edge of crying but he carried on and opened up Skype, his stack proceeded to flame him rapidly. Singsing then closed Twitch and cried himself to sleep.

dumbledore

Michael, this is Dumbledore, Lord Voldemort has infiltrated the Dignitas house and killed Scarra. The legend says the one that carrys the mark of the donger on his forehead is destined to stop the dark lord. Please Michael avenge Scarra!

Friday, October 17, 2014

brofist

Every morning, I wake up only to watch Kripp play Hearthstone arena. I decide to subscribe to Kripp, join the '5-dollar club', to be part of Kripp himself. 'Welcome', Kripp exclaims, 'to the 5-dollar club!'. He gives the stream a brofist. I feel Kripp fisting me through the stream. A silent tear of joy escapes my eye

cookie clicker

Kripp, you are called casual all day everyday and I say it is time to stop. If you truly wish to play a mans game, Play the greatest game of all time, Cookie Clicker. Nothing is more hardcore and less p2w than the masterpiece that is cookie clicker. Play that on stream and never be called casual ever again.

Thursday, October 16, 2014

impersonation

Hello Michael Santana, this is Ríot Nick Allen, I am hereby fining you $2,500 for impersonation. Further violations will result in a permanent LCS ban, thank you.

improved eyesight

Hey Michael, I feel like your improved eyesight has improved your gameplay tenfold. With your old glasses, you would go 0/14 on Yasuo, now you're going 2/8 on Graves. Keep it up! Now you're A S C E N D E D.

raining ebola

♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ヽ༼ಢ_ಢ༽ノ☂ ɪᴛs ʀᴀɪɴɪɴɢ ᴇʙᴏʟᴀ ヽ༼ಢ_ಢ༽ノ☂ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌ ♌

windmill of friendship and tolerance

卐This is a windmill of friendship and tolerance卐 Copy and paste this if you also love twitch chat people!!!卐

kripp mumble

(◕‿◕✿) It's fantastic that Kripp provides a mumble channel so the mentally retarded can have a place to express their opinions. Thanks Kripp! (◕‿◕✿)

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

mancloud story

ok mancloud can you confirm this story: ok after XDG got relegated by the chinamen, mancloud went into a very deep depression. one that none of you stupid sluts would ever understand. he started drinking regular burnettes 100, a whole bottle a night. He would often be found by his friends in the iddle of the big city, just looking for someone who he could pay to service his diseased pecker. he would eat nothing but cheetos for days on end, and his pee looked orange as a result. there ws even evidence that he killed a man when he said "xiaoweixiao is a god". one day, after snorting a gigantic amount of cocaine, he passed out, he had OD'd. he was dying, but then someone came to save him. it was a burly large man, and all mancloud could see was his receding hairline. thats when he heard: "hey man wanna join the new curse academy roster?" saint had saved him. then they bonedInteractions available

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

smallish package

Amaz moans hard as Kripp gropes his smallish package. “Pepperoni” Kripp whispered into Amaz’s elvish ear, as they started making out. “Do…do I win?” Amaz says tentatively, as Kripp slowly tugs away his pants. “Your deck is crazy” Kripp says, as he flips Amaz on his back. “It’s lethal guys” Amaz says playfully, as he presents his Twisting Nether.

Monday, October 13, 2014

"the bola"

Mr. Santana this is Dr. Blumgold I have just subscribed to inform you that your Twitch Subscribers have been contracting the deadly virus known as "The Bola" if you dont stop missing Sion ult The United States of America will be infected by Christmas. Pls dont copy pasterino not a joke..

Friday, October 10, 2014

queen of england

Dear Qtpie. This is the Queen of England. I am revoking your knighthood due to your refusal to play Sion. Furthermore, keeping any gate is henceforth considered an act of high treason. Your insolence stops here foul knave

abe lincoln

Hi Michael, it's the ghost of Abraham Lincoln here, 16th president of the USA. Just wondering if you can let me see your minimap. I realize you don't like "ghosting" but maybe you can make an exception for me. Sorry for spooking you.

Thursday, October 9, 2014

successful at doto

How is this guy even successful at doto? I mean all he does is scream "OH MAI GAWWWD" and then he proceeds to feed. Feed feed is a bad player and doesn't deserve all this attention and he is definitely not a pro. I am 4k MMR and I could beat him with my FEET. The only reason he wins is because 6.82 is a noob patch made for players like feed feed. pls copy and paste and show this to everyone

can i mod

Can I mod your chat? I graduated top of my class in the US Navy kappa’s, I’ve been involved in numerous raids on Kripparrian’s chat with over 300 confirmed bans. I’m trained in copy pasta warfare and I’m the top mod on Twitch.

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

doctor yu sik fuk

Hello everyone this is Sing Sing's Doctor Yu Sik Fuk. I'm sorry to interrupt your spam but please let SingSing know that his test results came positive for Super-Ebola. I am prescribing him two teaspoons of cum a day and plenty of bed rest, with no heavy exertion. That means no jerkerino the donger SingSing, Doctor's orders. This message is only for Sing so please no copy pastarino. Thank you and have a nice day.

yayo

Did You Know? YAYO was first found in America in the year 1070. The native Dongers sang it to please their God. One day they didn't sing YAYO, a NACHO TORPEDO destroyed their whole culture. Ripperino Dongerino, all you knew was YAYO..

Tuesday, October 7, 2014

huge mistake

Hey Michael it's me Scarra. I've made a huge mistake, I quit dignitas to start a life of crime, but I've already been arrested for attacking a rival gang member with a cheeseburger. Please bail me out..

Monday, October 6, 2014

excommunicated qt

qtpie i know things are hard now with being excommunicated from the roman catholic church and all but listen to me. You're going to be okay and make it through this friend. good luck and god.... nvm just bless you...

Wednesday, October 1, 2014

lol really?

Lol really? Copy-pasta? You retards probably dont even read what the fuck you're copy and pastaing but I'll have you retards know I like using fleshlights and its better than vaginas but i haven't tried vagina yet.

orc archer diary

Orc archer diary 30/9/14 Dear diary, this is the 200th time i have killed this right annoying fucker but he just keeps coming back I have been promoted so many times I am now supreme orc ruler of the universe, I'm not sure how high the ranks go but this guy is clearly eager to find out

Monday, September 29, 2014

hello pie

 Hello pie i from uganda i one day to be pro adc play like you i sell wife for rp and now i can do urgot i play very good and team do bad can you help no copy pasta pls